Wopps Minor

Just a jolly old chap pennin’ down the good old written word, wot wot. Some cracking good stories flyin’ your way, true or not. [Insert British-sounding axiom here]

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Percentage of articles written: 15.13%

Articles

Hecrenews Intern revealed to be Pointy Building March 18, 2022

News

Meta

Scandal
Get Free Plane Tickets with this One Simple Trick! February 17, 2022

Travel

Crime
Are you smarter than the Taj Mahal? January 31, 2022

Education

Guide
Such Beef, Good Grief: ARMD vs. System of a Don December 23, 2021

News

Music
Local Sciencey Man Rediscovers last Name December 3, 2021

News

Mystery
Local Dealership Gives out Cars for Free October 27, 2021

News

Finance
Inspiring: Man loses 500 Pounds Overnight October 12, 2021

News

Health

Crime
Hackers, once again, Target Mr. Dobrila April 21, 2021

News

Hacks
How to Properly Wallop a Simian October 5, 2020

Guide

Rops
The Terrible, Horrible, no good, very bad plight of Hooshar Manus August 30, 2020

News

Rops
Investigation Reveals that Woman’s Birthday is on the date she was born August 27, 2020

News
Concerned Mothers’ Organization Spits Verses Without Curses August 23, 2020

News

Music
Court Mandate forces Sports team to change name to “Florida #$!$!@#$%#@-ers August 17, 2020

News

Legal

Sports

HBA
Breaking News: Hector just posted an Article! August 14, 2020

News

Meta
New Commercial Enzyme Catalyzes Life Itself August 2, 2020

News

Health
Blat Beck sues Hecc out of Hecrenews (An Update on Our Legal Troubles pt.2) August 1, 2020

News

Legal
An Update on Our Legal Troubles July 30, 2020

News

Legal
Hecretary Proponents Protest De-desertification of Historic Battle Site July 29, 2020

News

HBA
Hecrenews Determines Whether or not it is Opposite Day July 27, 2020

News

Science
One Man to take Revenge on Deserts for Enormous Weight Gain July 21, 2020

News
Very Dear Friends of Local Man Astonished at Will to Live July 13, 2020

News

Crime
Hecrenews Doing Great, reports Hecrenews July 7, 2020

Meta
Ring of Propaganda Bandits Post Defamatory Snaxe Propaganda June 26, 2020

HBA

News
Remembering the Famed Zulu Trial: A Hecrenews Retrospective June 24, 2020

HBA

Legal
Writing in all caps found to be 150% more persuasive June 20, 2020

News

Science
Mysterious White Van Parked Outside School June 8, 2020

News

Leafblower
Something Newsworthy Happening Somewhere, Probably June 3, 2020

News

Something
Hecrenews Experiences Dearth of Dirt June 1, 2020

News

Meta
Child licks Candy Cane into Brutal Weapon During Lunchtime, Laughs Maniacally May 30, 2020

News
STAAR Test Accepted as new Speedrunning Category May 28, 2020

Gaming

News
Highly Sus Carnivorous Herbivores Spotted in Japan May 26, 2020

Environment

News

Animals
Local Sports Team Loses Faith in Humanity After Name-selection Competition May 24, 2020

Sports

News

Rops
Billions report Losing Consciousness for Unknown Period of time Last Night May 23, 2020

News
Man Takes Initiative during Social Distancing, Ends up with Every Job May 20, 2020

News

Finance
Schoolteacher Devotes Life to Changing Those of Criminals May 19, 2020

News

Crime
Youtube Algorithm fills local Man's feed with Propaganda May 10, 2020

Triumvirate

News