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Abundance of Negative Mass Leads top Scientists to Question the Existence of Gummy Worms October 4, 2021
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Science
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Candidate cares more about staying alive than his political position September 13, 2020
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Scandal
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Student becomes President of All Clubs, Administration in Panic August 23, 2020
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Education
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Court Mandate forces Sports team to change name to “Florida #$!$!@#$%#@-ers August 17, 2020
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HBA
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Local Earthing Blows Up Small One Man Spaceship With Colossal Destructive Space Station August 14, 2020
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Space
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Hecrenews to take Legal Action against Houston, Texas HecreTaries August 9, 2020
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HBA
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New Drivers Are Inexplicably Veering into Spinning Cubes on Roads August 3, 2020
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Driving
Gangstas
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Blat Beck sues Hecc out of Hecrenews (An Update on Our Legal Troubles pt.2) August 1, 2020
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(Florida) Man Sneezes Too Hard on Plane, Discovers New Form of Propulsion July 9, 2020
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Health
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As Robocalls Become More Prominent, Teens Fight to Preserve a Way of Life June 11, 2020
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Teens
Robots
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Mysterious Visitor From Space Appears Daily and Causes Insanity, Farmers are Freaking Out May 28, 2020
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Space
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Local Sports Team Loses Faith in Humanity After Name-selection Competition May 24, 2020
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Rops
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Due to Social Distancing, Gangstas Have Found New and Innovative Ways to Conduct Shady Deals May 20, 2020
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