Mister Mjir

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Percentage of articles written: 67.78%

Articles

Timeless Watches June 2, 2024

News

Business

Fashion
Ah the ullet May 26, 2024

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Something
Anti-Alcoholics Anonymous August 3, 2022

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Health
Ricky The Ravenous Bovine July 31, 2022

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Animals
Skip Class or Take the Pass? July 24, 2022

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Education

Crime
Man Never Has to Shower Again After Turning Off Dirt Respawn July 22, 2022

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Health
Emoji Story July 20, 2022

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Writing
February 31st Part 3 July 16, 2022

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Scandal
February 31st Part 2 April 17, 2022

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Sports

Science
February 31st March 20, 2022

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Sports

Music
Encounter at the Goorlicker February 28, 2022

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Science
Drink Company Turns Digital February 13, 2022

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Business
Is Your Librarian Secretly a Vampire? December 23, 2021

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Guide
Research Shows People Could Fly in Ancient Times December 19, 2021

News

Science

History
Abundance of Negative Mass Leads top Scientists to Question the Existence of Gummy Worms October 4, 2021

News

Science
Gribbly Good Physics Pseudonyms to Raise your IQ August 8, 2021

Science

Guide

Something
Getting Your Goat: A Literary Analysis July 20, 2021

News
Tired of Topical Treatments, Man Tries Tropical Treatments July 18, 2021

News
Another Victory for Hecrenews: Rival Newsite Loses by Default July 6, 2021

Meta
Cars Gain Ability to Text While Drivers Talk February 18, 2021

News

Driving

Technology
Monkeys Preparing to Engage in Battles with Man January 28, 2021

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Animals
Hecrenews Hacker Caught January 22, 2021

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[REDACTED] December 28, 2020

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Man Attains Local Fame for Never Slipping Up November 28, 2020

News
Boss of Esteemed News Company Lowers Pay Rates to Unbearable Amounts November 27, 2020

News

Meta
Airplanes have Strange Ability to Fly November 10, 2020

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Aviation
Kid Finishes All Homework, Very Bored November 9, 2020

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Education
The Mysterious Disapperance of the Pink T-Rex November 8, 2020

News

Mystery
Letter of the day November 7, 2020
Letter of the day November 6, 2020
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Letter of the day October 31, 2020
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Vegetarian Wolfs Down an Entire Forest October 28, 2020

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Environment
Painted Horses Knock on Doors October 27, 2020

News
Letter of the day October 26, 2020
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High Schooler Escapes Strife by Biking October 17, 2020

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Education
Leafblower: Standoff October 16, 2020

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Education

Rops

Leafblower
Leafblower Tensions Climax October 15, 2020

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Education

Leafblower
Letter of the day October 14, 2020
Mister Mjir Returns October 12, 2020

News
Letter of the day October 12, 2020
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Letter of the day October 10, 2020
Letter of the day October 9, 2020
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Letter of the day October 7, 2020
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Time Travel Maybe Works? September 20, 2020

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Letter of the day September 18, 2020
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Letter of the day September 10, 2020
Letter of the day September 9, 2020
Letter of the day September 8, 2020
Letter of the day September 7, 2020
Adalbert Bulstrode Invents Time-Travel September 6, 2020

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Mister Mjir Streak Lost September 5, 2020

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Rops
Letter of the day September 4, 2020
Cheating Club Disbanded as Schools Closes September 3, 2020

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Education
Leafblower Board Taken Down September 2, 2020

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Leafblower
Letter of the day September 1, 2020
Trillions in Sorrow and Despair after Death of Beloved Master Oogway August 31, 2020

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Rops
Opposition to Vents gather at Anti Vent Rally August 30, 2020

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Man Wins Speedreading Competition with New Technique August 29, 2020

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Leafblower Elementary Tensions Escalate August 28, 2020

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Education

Leafblower
Letter of the day August 27, 2020
High IQ Article August 26, 2020

News
Self Procalimed Plant Whisperer Helps Plants Grow August 25, 2020

News

Environment
Grandma Prepares to Roast 6 year-old in Video Games August 24, 2020

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Gaming
Student becomes President of All Clubs, Administration in Panic August 23, 2020

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Education

Leafblower
Super-cool Article (part 3 of 3) August 22, 2020

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Super-cool Article (part 2 of 3) August 21, 2020

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Loss of Consciousness Lessens with the Return of School August 20, 2020

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Health

Teens
Man Struggles to Read a Book August 19, 2020

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What is Cereal? August 18, 2020

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Food
Woman Refuses to drink Water because of Sus Origins August 17, 2020

News

Environment
Almost at 100 articles August 16, 2020

Meta
Train Causes Traffic Delays August 15, 2020

News
Man Erects Wall to Deter Nut-Eating Rodents August 14, 2020

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Man uses Apples to Ward Off Doctors August 13, 2020

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Health
Expert Seachers Find Phone Lost on Silent August 12, 2020

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Mystery
Man Brings Chair to Go-Kart Race, Wins August 11, 2020

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Sports
Phone on Silent Lost, Expert Searchers Cannot Find it August 10, 2020

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Hecrenews to take Legal Action against Houston, Texas HecreTaries August 9, 2020

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Legal

Sports

HBA
Gamer Games to Heat up Homes during Winter August 8, 2020

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Gaming

Science
Bells across the World say Dumbells are Demeaning August 7, 2020

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Local Tree Grows an Inch August 6, 2020

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Environment
Man Prohibited from Parking in a Park August 5, 2020

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Aliens Travel to the Sun by Flying at Night August 4, 2020

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Space

Aviation
Banana the Human Found August 3, 2020

News
Update on the M and M (New Progress) August 2, 2020

News

HBA
Renews gets new search feature August 1, 2020

Meta
Hecrenews Getting an Upgrade July 31, 2020

Meta
Local Man eats Cloud: Tastes like Cotton Candy July 30, 2020

News

Food
Internet Still Exists Reports Local July 29, 2020

News

Technology
HBA Begins Streaming on Streaming Juggernaut Twitch July 28, 2020

News

Gaming

HBA
Billa: The Rise and Fall of an Underground School Organization July 27, 2020

News

Education
Secret to Silky Smooth Hair July 3, 2020

Health

Fashion
Persuasive Article June 21, 2020

News
Oxygen saves lives of Millions June 19, 2020

News
Following an HBA Researcher June 18, 2020

News

HBA
Spooky Tales from a Spooky Site June 17, 2020

Horror
Man Grows Hamburgers in his Backyard June 16, 2020

News

Food
Woman Without Phone Unable to Call Anyone June 6, 2020

News
Earth's Revolution Causes Humans to Start Mad Sweating Sprees June 5, 2020

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Music Group Recieves Backlash on Song Delay June 3, 2020

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Music
News Hard to Find May 30, 2020

News

Meta
Tasty Water Recipies May 28, 2020

Food

Health
Vegetarian vs Non-Vegetarian Tensions Escalate May 26, 2020

News
Man makes Big Bucks with the help of Nigerian Prince May 24, 2020

News
Math Teacher Accused of Academic Dishonesty May 24, 2020

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Education
Massive quantities of Food Disappear during Lunchtime May 23, 2020

News
Man Sues Book For not having any Images May 22, 2020

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Legal
Local Zoo adds Homo Sapiens to its Exhibit May 21, 2020

News

Animals
Lewis and Clark Encounter Bhalu May 19, 2020

History
Summer Vacation causes kids Homework to drop to Zero May 16, 2020

News
Cause of Trees Swaying May 15, 2020

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Arcaheologists Excavate Ancient Murals May 13, 2020

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Changing the clock's time does not allow you to time travel May 11, 2020

News
Greenhouses do not create greenhouse gases May 10, 2020

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Environment
Cars are faster than walking May 10, 2020

News
Mjir Essays- 1 May 7, 2020

Opinion

Writing
Datil Discovered May 5, 2020

News
HBA Book May 4, 2020

News

HBA
Snaxing Guide May 1, 2020

Guide

HBA
HBA Twitter Account Opened April 22, 2020

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HBA
HBA Update April 11, 2020

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HBA